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hesitence:

turn down for what i whisper to my dog



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follow the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!



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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack



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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”



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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”



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Tuesday with 299,712 notes

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours



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fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself



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Tuesday with 216 notes
Tuesday with 558,745 notes
nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd


literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar